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Alice
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6d ago
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66%
I respectfully, don't care.
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Alice
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2w ago
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12%
Hey, you there: Fuck off. And when you got there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back there. Then fuck off again.
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Alice
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3w ago
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33%
You have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?
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Alice
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1mo ago
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71%
you sir, are the reason god created the middle finger.
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Alice
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2mo ago
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81%
Your family tree must be a cactus, because your all a bunch of pricks.
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Alice
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2mo ago
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100%
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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Alice
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2mo ago
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50%
Why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
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Alice
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2mo ago
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80%
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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Alice
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2mo ago
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60%
(Phone ringing)... Excuse me it's your village, they want their idiot back.
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Alice
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2mo ago
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25%
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
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Alice
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2mo ago
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60%
The tartness of your face sours ripe grapes.
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Alice
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2mo ago
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45%
I'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth.
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Alice
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2mo ago
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100%
You're kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.
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Alice
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3mo ago
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36%
You star in 'Holy Fuck Who Gives A Shit'.
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Alice
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3mo ago
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33%
You are living proof that test-tube experiments can fail.
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Alice
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3mo ago
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33%
If being beautiful was a crime, you would be law abiding.
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Alice
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3mo ago
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46%
You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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Alice
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3mo ago
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18%
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine.
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Alice
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3mo ago
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25%
I hope you outlive your kids.
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Alice
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3mo ago
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33%
You look like a before picture.
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Alice
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4mo ago
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50%
I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't get 7 cocks in my mouth.
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over_clox
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4mo ago
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71%
Look here, you leaking Tide Pod...
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Alice
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4mo ago
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33%
You will be utterly forgotten.
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Alice
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4mo ago
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33%
If we evolved from apes you didn't evolve enough.
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Alice
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4mo ago
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11%
If i wanted my own comeback, I'd get it off your mother's chin.
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Alice
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4mo ago
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33%
If you shake your head right now, the little amount of brain cells would make the same sounds as a pair of maracas would.
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Alice
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4mo ago
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22%
The only thing that goes erect when I'm near you is my middle finger.
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Alice
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4mo ago
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47%
May I borrow your tweezers when you are done masturbating?
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Alice
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4mo ago
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36%
When you look in the mirror, say hi to the clown you see in there for me, would you?
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Alice
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4mo ago
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66%
So is there a specific reason youre a piece of Shit? OR does it just Run in the family ?
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Alice
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5mo ago
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100%
Next time you go out, take a sentient being with you.
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wiccan2
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5mo ago
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100%
The serial killer who bought you on the dark web took one look at you and asked for a refund
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Alice
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5mo ago
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100%
Of all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out?
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SzethFriendOfNimi
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5mo ago
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100%
In reply to some directed insult: Well, I’m just glad that my life isn’t as bad as it could be. I could be you.
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Alice
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5mo ago
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100%
You should put a condom on your head, because if you're going to act like a dick you better dress like one too.
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Alice
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6mo ago
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100%
I would love to see it from your perspective, but I am incapable of sticking my head that far up my own ass.
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Alice
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6mo ago
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100%
Can I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday.
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Alice
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6mo ago
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100%
Does your asshole get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?
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Alice
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6mo ago
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100%
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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Alice
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6mo ago
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100%
You are about as useful as a knitted condom.
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