ApeNo1 6m ago • 100%
I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.
ApeNo1 3d ago • 100%
Apparently someone managed to get some confidential information from Trumps’s latest medical check through an anonymous leaker. Here is an excerpt.
“Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...”
ApeNo1 4d ago • 85%
The father of IVF says a lot of shit.
Edit: missing of
ApeNo1 4d ago • 100%
Russian dolls dongs
ApeNo1 4d ago • 100%
“subscribers spend an average of two hours each day using the platform”
That seems like very deliberate phrasing. It is not stated as two hours a day watching content but simply using the platform. What constitutes “using” the platform?
ApeNo1 5d ago • 100%
Looks like he got shit faced before the photo.
ApeNo1 1w ago • 100%
Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.
ApeNo1 1w ago • 99%
Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.
“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”
Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.
ApeNo1 2w ago • 100%
Using the strong arm of the law until the police co….
ApeNo1 2w ago • 100%
I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.
ApeNo1 2w ago • 100%
To stop Reddit monsters, one, two, three
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee
Guarantee void in Tennessee.
Just don't look!
Just don't look!
ApeNo1 3w ago • 100%
Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.
“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.
A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.
Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.
ApeNo1 3w ago • 100%
Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.
ApeNo1 1mo ago • 100%
Intel Outside
ApeNo1 1mo ago • 96%
Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.
ApeNo1 1mo ago • 100%
They probably mean that those convenient areas adjacent to the lanes on a road should be seen as “less bike lanes, but more car park”.
ApeNo1 1mo ago • 100%
ApeNo1 1mo ago • 100%
They have become more an Ad-verb in recent years.
The US Embassy in Australia attempted to provide clarity by offering some translations to help Americans “speak like a local”.
Got an Ooni for my birthday on the weekend and made my first ever pizzas. How did I do folks?