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What's material conditions, preciousss? What's material conditions, eh?
Findom_DeLuise
14m ago
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"We have to reach around the aisle and 
:
Findom_DeLuise
22m ago
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That "Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!" quote has real 
energy 
Goth Cate in Thor: Ragnarok may or may not have had the same effect 
Findom_DeLuise
1h ago
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Poll workers learning what it feels like to be an elementary school student in AmeriKKKa
Findom_DeLuise
2h ago
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Vladimir Putin 
Uncle Phil
Findom_DeLuise
2h ago
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The camera:
Findom_DeLuise
11h ago
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Embracing David Carradine thought
Findom_DeLuise
20h ago
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Counterpoint: Eric Singer, drummer
Findom_DeLuise
22h ago
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Skibidi Biden tried to warn us, smdh my dick head
Findom_DeLuise
2d ago
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Hang in there, comrade. I pretty much lost my mom to QAnon conspiracy brainworms, and I've been low-contact ever since. The only upshot is that I'm a grown-ass adult with a family of my own and that I haven't needed to depend on her for anything in the past 20 years or so. She's also a raging narcissist, so it was bound to happen sooner or later 
Findom_DeLuise
2d ago
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I am once again reminding you that grass cannot consent to being touched.
Findom_DeLuise
3d ago
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And Richard Mortimer
Findom_DeLuise
4d ago
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Turned himself into a giant beetle, most Kafkaesque shit I ever saw
Findom_DeLuise
4d ago
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And everyone forgets about the B-1, which can carry even more 500 pound bombs than the B-52.
Findom_DeLuise
4d ago
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As long it's not some ancient Soviet radar, there's a fair chance that they can detect the B-2 and B-21. They're big, they're slow, and they're potentially easy targets if you can spot them. Here's hoping for a repeat of the F-117 debacle from back in Kosovo.
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5d ago
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What's the deal with ovipositors? Which one came first, the ovipositor or the egg?
Findom_DeLuise
5d ago
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What's the deal with hiring assassins on the Dark Web? They call it the Dark Web, but my browser theme was still in light mode!
WHY DO YOU MOCK ME LIKE THIS? 
Wack. 
The only way to stop a bad guy with a brainworm is a good guy with a brainworm 
And I'm all out of shitposts 
    
...but because they only have trade *unions* and not trade *confederacies*
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