I think about leetspeak every time I notice the time is 13:37

I always get the impression the average user is a millennial

This is legit how I read it 🤦‍♂️

When the ket hits

Not always possible

Him

Weaponized incompetence was a term created to shame partners for purposefully incorrectly performing household tasks that are simple

FTFY

I mean they're not very bee-like

13k km is the diameter of earth, not circumference

Traditionally an ellipsis or em dash would be used to signify a pause like that, but casual writing has evolved to the point where it's not uncommon for a comma to be used instead.

Especially if you ignore the third panel

that happiness should not come at the others' expense.

Wdym by this — do fat people's existence typically necessitate others' unhappiness?

It is

Top tier title OP

Anyone else find it weird how articles often tend to add the parental status of the subject in the title?

"They would have been pulled up to a castle, maybe 200-300m away and they could have launched rocks, boulders and flaming boulders into castles,"...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-65099834.amp

...the role of a leader is not to beat people down, it's to lift people up

QFT

At first glance it looks like a delicious cheesecake or something!

Edit: like a fancy chocolate orange perhaps