Sometimes the Foul Bachelor Frog was (is?) used for gender-agnostic scenarios. Foul Bachelorette Frog is for specifically female things.

Wouldn't EA be more Pride? Y'know, Pride & Accomplishment and all that jazz?

It's a tough Bill to swallow.

Because Bill fights back.

Diabel: Alright, looks like everyone's grouped up. Get plenty of rest tonight, people! We leave at noon!

Player 2: *Groans* Noon?

Player 3: That's so early!

Diabel: *Sighs* Alright. What about 1 o'clock?

Player 8: 1? Dude, come on!

Diabel: *Groans* God, fine! We leave at the crack of... 2:30, I guess. Lazy butts...

Player 4: Christ, I'm gonna have to set my alarm.

~Sword Art Online Abridged, episode 2

That only helps quiet down cars below 30 km/h. Above that speed, most noise is either rolling noise or wind noise.

That edit deserves extra kudos

I was in a train replacement coach the other week, and sitting behind me were some guys who were watching YT Shorts or TikTok (Probably the latter) over speakers. I didn't have my own earphones with me, so I had to hear his shit the whole way through.

If I was any sharper, I would have asked: "What gives you the confidence that any random person nearby appreciates what you're hearing?"

Something tells me this is satire.

Heck if I know.

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Also, with regards to formatting, a manual line end, without the blank line in between, like a HTML tag <br />, is achieved by having two spaces just before the line break.
Like this.

PILOT: dead bugs on windshield.
MECHANIC: live bugs on back order.

PILOT: suspect crack in windshield.
MECHANIC: suspect you're right.

PILOT: number 3 engine missing.
MECHANIC: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

On another note, I found a version closer to The Source:
right here

You can download it off the Devs, and it'll be free, but the UI is about as opaque as a foot-thick wall of lead.

Alternatively, you can buy the Steam version, and that one is way more accessible.

I remember seeing something like that years ago. A few more that popped to my memory just now:

PILOT: autopilot altitude hold has a 100 ft/min descent.
MECHANIC: cannot reproduce issue on ground.

PILOT: evidence of tyre leak in left main landing gear.
MECHANIC: evidence removed.

PILOT: [system] behaves funny.
MECHANIC: [system] has been firmly told to get their shit together and straighten up their act.

PILOT: strange sounds behind console. Sounds like a midget beating things with a hammer.
MECHANIC: hammer taken from midget

Moerasduits. Is dat goed genoeg?

Well, then have some proof:

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

Oh damn!

It's time to wake up Green Day!

Maybe it's just me, but the second one in my brain gets voiced by LazerPig to the backing of Rule Britannia

Then it's an artificial satellite. And, tbh, isn't the ISS just a specific, very large artificial satellite?

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