How to stop being annoyed by parents

Here is a recipe for stopping being annoyed by your parents:

------ Requirements ------

-A Screwdriver

-A lithium-ion battery (charged)

-A room with nobody inside

------ Recipe ------

1 - put the charged battery on the floor, and then smash it several times with the screwdriver

2 - Eventually, a sweet smoke should leave the battery, don't worry, it is the devil making its venue.

3 - Once the devil has appeared, ask him to stop being annoyed by your parents, it will accept kindly.

4 - Enjoy!

5 - Doge the fire!

Putting honey on eyes is "very benefical", study finds

Scientists Mark Zedong and Paul Xiaoping recently studied the case of children putting honey on their eyes. "We figured out that, not only it is not altering the eye, but it is improving the seeing by a factor of ten." Xiaoping said. The experiment consisted of putting honey on someone's eye, then praise in circle around it until 3:00 am, and finally testing the seeing with a classic letter recognition. "We recommend to anyone to regularily put honey on their eyes, to enshure a better seeing"

-CNN, august 23 2024

Enshitification

Even better when you read the writing:

"Shiki Eiki Yamaxanyadu"

Gigaduck

The prince of egypt. I'm not even religious, but the musics, the story and the visuals stayed in my heart. I will also say:

-Léon / the professionnal

-Interstellar (i am basic)

-Nausicaä and the valley of wind

-Inside out, wall-E and Up

and a ton of others...

I think the concept of "account age" is not beneficial for some people like me.

Your account get two years, three years, but then for just that "big age number" you have difficulties to delete your account and quit the platform because "all of that would be lost".

It's roughly explained but you get the idea. It contribute to addiction for some.

This is unexcepted but i'm really interested to see how they will portray it!

My native language is French, but I also speak fluent English and a little 日本語 and Spanish.

日本語はもっと難しいだったな。 El español era más fácil de aprender gracias a sus similitudes con el francés, pero, no hablo muy bien😅.

Oh btw, it is not "Que langue fait-vous parler" (blind traduction of the english "What language do-you speak") but rather "Quelles langues parlez-vous?" ("What languages speaks-you?").

We don't use "do" for interrogative in french. The endings for "parler" (to speak) are: Je parle, tu parles, il parle, nous parlons, vous parlez, ils parlent. To make interogative phrases, just invert the pronoun and the verb: tu parles -> parles-tu? So "What language you speak" -> "What language speaks-you?". Sorry for the awkward course ;)

I will vote the holy Ran like I always did for the precedent votes. Indigo power

pepper, basilic, vanilla sauce and salt.

This is one of the few opening ceremony that i find very interesting and fun to watch. Plus, when i think about it, it convey well the motto of France: Liberty, Equality, Fraternity. A good trolling for the anti-woke imo.

according to the creation of her software, she will be 17 by august

Thank you so much for preparing and running an event like this, and happy birthday 🥳

that's when people lack place that creativity and diplomacy begin between communities. Better have a beautiful small canvas than an empty big one

well no but it is gladly welcome, but i'm not 100% sure it is marisa, the drawer doesn't answer.

I used a palette with less colours to make the template, but the beige-orange was my intended colour. And about the expansion to the left, that was to minimise the amount of white between art. I'm just playing with the eyes.

Very cute! The very small size of the canvas is limiting the possibilities, so i tried to do something reconisable, without contraining others communities. Thank you for the help.

try rather that link : https://canvas.fediverse.events/#x=131&y=313&zoom=1&tu=https%3A%2F%2Fi.postimg.cc%2Fd3T2y0dH%2Ftest-2.png&tw=27&tx=40&ty=310&ts=ONE_TO_ONE