I worked very hard on this soundtrack and I have never heard of this Mr. Dennis in my life. I will not tolerate this slander so long as I remain undistracted by any nearby jangling keys

:walter-breakdown:

The latter. My actual house is in one of those sheds in the Home Depot parking lot

No, I shit in it instead

when are you planning on running for president.

why would I do that? I already am the president

and are you the actual author of kanye west’s music and political opinions

my team of lawyers and PR people had to physically pin me down to stop me from answering this question honestly

No, superman blocked me on twitter after I showed him my collection of gas station knives

My mind is being digitally uploaded into a call of duty clone made in roblox as we speak

/unbit it's been like 3 hours and i still can't get over just how bad that is. what the actual fuck am i listening to?

Correct, because I also invented the moon

they saw me pee

I am going to go on twitter to find a bunch of people who agree with me to tell me that you're a nerd or something so I don't have to internalize your criticism

I will never be bought

:biden-alert: I do not understand what this means

That is fair. I have just learned that new users cannot send private messages for the first 24 hours of their account so I can't even follow through with this bit properly. Pretend this is our DMs:

here is the $20 real dollars

If you check your DMs, you will note I have sent you $20. Please delete that comment or I might be feel bothered enough to call up my lawyers who will send a cease and desist that won't hold up in court

Because you're full of shit. Trust me, I know plenty about being full of shit

None. I paid my intern to go find me some homeless guy who I pay $3/hour to carry them around for me. He usually hauls around all 18 of them

The sheer size of my immense brain knows know limits :galaxy-brain:

mom's always proud of me as long as I keep sending the checks on a regular basis

I am going to sue him for libel once I get enough lawyers together to come up with a reason why I can do that

It's hard to tell, she is 6 feet under