Good luck, lube up!

Nah the tree picks you. You'll know it when you see it.

Man I thought I'd never have to remember the coconut story from reddit.

Because someone conviced people that giving money as a present is a no no, but a "gift card" isn't, I'd rather you give me $20 cash over a $30 gift card for one specific set of stores that you'd never goto.

Well, that's what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.

It'll still be a tiny burger tho.

You gotta fuck a tree.

Yeah but it's a tiny burger tho.

Ita the only theme song I remember the lyrics to besides disturbs stone cold theme.

So, if shrek got toned, he would be peak masculinity?

Its not about me liking it, its about knowing about what intensely interests you, but that just sounds like a conversation with my mate, so I'm in for that.

When I was a gardener my favorite part of the job was all the dogs I got to meet, there was this old little fluffy dog with no teeth and his tongue hanging out that was my favorite, he'd just follow me around watching me work like a cute little supervisor, I miss that little dude.

Showing me the weird shit you watch on YouTube is a requirement for me, I want to know what videos you watch when you're alone and bored with nothing to do.

There's no mixed feelings, we liked your mum, we don't like you, that's all.

I cried last night, been a bit stressed lately, so I chucked on an emotional movie and let the tears flow, crying is awesome, you non crying pussies need to man the fuck up and have a cry!

No wonder the rapper The Game is angry all the time, he must lose hundreds of times a day.

Stacking adds problems tho, the chicken has to be structurally strong enough to hold multiple times its own weight.

You could do a self loading rolling storage system for the round chicken.

Yeah, well someone's gotta start it and I don't see you lining up to do it!

Too late, my house is flooded now.