dustbunnies 2h ago • 100%
his smile, those greens 💔 he could be any of our neighbors.
dustbunnies 2h ago • 100%
this is great advice, this strategy has also previously been effective for me
guess I need to be out in more situations where I might run across other weirdos 🤔
dustbunnies 2h ago • 100%
do not recommend, I'm a genuine freak who can take them or leave them, I've fucked around with them for decades but have never been a daily smoker, which is exceedingly rare. they ruin most people's lives.
weed is just as good a crutch and less horrifically harmful
dustbunnies 2h ago • 100%
you can do better than this
how bout
You care so much about not harmin', you turned your vote into Charmin
you can improve upon this, I'm just getting you started
dustbunnies 2h ago • 100%
please don't kink-shame
dustbunnies 2h ago • 100%
once upon a time, there was an ill-tempered sea bass who needed a new name that wasn't connected to , so she followed a trail of dustbunnies.
dustbunnies 3h ago • 100%
so true
most fast food lovers have never worked fast food
dustbunnies 3h ago • 100%
😔 that really would have been the funniest thing
maybe second only to him surviving by slipping on the greasy floor
but still, so fucking funny, I hate pickles almost that much
dustbunnies 3h ago • 100%
volcel police!
dustbunnies 3h ago • 100%
Eye-on, eye-on, seeking like a killer pryon,
Gonna end these pigs, give them a pan to fry on,
Murdering my brothers, trying to create their Zion,
Desecrating my sisters, but they all try to lie on
Us and say we're the destroyers, we're not
Who's actually out here killing babes in their cot
They deserve the desert until they rot
Not the safe space they think they have bought
dustbunnies 3h ago • 100%
totally understand the premise of eating hot wings, I have a friend who is super into them and enters contents and impresses large men with her heat-eating ability
it's just baffling to me as a context for Getting To Know Someone, which I'm beginning to understand is how some of you are seeing it
idk how else to explain that it's weird to me that watching someone suffer a food makes them relatable/likable, which leaves me with the idea that it's me that's weird here
everybody else gets it, and I get that, but it is very weird to me
edit: also, I'm not looking for weird interview shows to make celebrities relatable. they will never be relatable to me, fuck celebrities ❤️
dustbunnies 3h ago • 100%
hope you find someone as lovely as I did. she really was as compassionate and kind as anyone could possibly be, it's just a difficult subject to probe
dustbunnies 3h ago • 100%
being autistic, other people do often watch things for reasons that make little sense to me, it's true
dustbunnies 3h ago • 100%
this is gonna drive me to be @UlyssesT@hexbear.net but about Hot Ones instead of Elon
this is the most ridiculous premise for an interview show
my other comment bears repeating:
how do celebrities feel about paper cuts?!?! check out my new YouTube show to find out
that feels equally pertinent to the culture
dustbunnies 3h ago • 100%
all the people who are gifted housing by their rich relatives are fucking up the averages
dustbunnies 3h ago • 100%
"oh look, hot things hurt them, just like me" ????
really??????
💀🙃
you know what else hurts them? bullets and assault and thorough denigration, just like every-fuckin-body else
it is incomprehensible to me that this is a thing
how do celebrities feel about paper cuts?!?! check out my new YouTube show to find out
dustbunnies 4h ago • 100%
??? why is the interview more entertaining if the participants are suffering?
edit: I don't expect you to have an answer for this, I'm realizing this is a question I'm asking myself
what the fuck
dustbunnies 4h ago • 100%
Alistair from DA:O
he's so sweet, I need to ruin him
also he's mage-fearing fash, so he sucks, but he's so cuuuuute
dustbunnies 4h ago • 100%
no no no
this reminds me of hanging out with people who should know better in our early 20s
just all kinds of yuck, fuck steel reserve
dustbunnies 4h ago • 100%
does the interview revolve around ones appreciation for wings?
so horrifically in touch with everything I'm bad at, every way I just do not fit what other people expect ![omori-miserable](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fb83658f7-7fc2-4f09-af12-f493a243edea.gif "emoji omori-miserable") tell me you know that feel, _please_