idlehands 6mo ago • 100%
lol! My ex used to say that to men that would upset him. He’d look at them and say, “boy, you gotta purdy mouth!”
idlehands 6mo ago • 100%
You haven’t seen enough to know that they hire all kinds. Looks has nothing to do with it. Nevertheless, I was making a joke. I’m not attractive, but I have been called pretty in the past. People can be nice sometimes, and I realize that. Others can be not so nice, as is evident by your comment.
idlehands 6mo ago • 100%
I thought it was a respectful community that discussed delicious food.
idlehands 6mo ago • 100%
Omg, talk nerdy to me, baby. 😈
How your comment makes me feel:
- *Kumar Patel **: ****[reciting the poem 'The Square Root of 3'] *I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that's good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed.
idlehands 6mo ago • 100%
Are you into me, and my innie? If so, get into me. My question is, are you a Golden Rectangle?
idlehands 6mo ago • 100%
But no beef flaps!
idlehands 6mo ago • 100%
This looks exactly like my ex and I, around 2006-2009. Even his face, the fedora, and the guitar are correct. Any time I mention his name, someone related to his wife harasses me. He left me to be with her, reassuring me that he never cheated on me with her, while apart. After the break up, he asked her to marry him. This was after asking me to marry him, just before our break up. I had said, “no” because I thought he was cheating. Fairly soon after the break up, they were posting wedding pictures. I ended up marrying some stranger that my friend set me up with after hearing my ex left me. This picture hurts.
idlehands 6mo ago • 100%
Conker’s Bad Fur day, is that you? Did you bring my N64, and my best friend from childhood, too?!
idlehands 6mo ago • 100%
If I had used actual Guinness, yes. The store only had 0%, though. I thought, sure, it’ll taste like a Guinness! Nope. Bitter. Here’s hoping the roast isn’t totaled by it.
idlehands 6mo ago • 75%
Meh…they came in a bag from the local grocery store. To be fair, it kind of looked like the pickers just threw the whole potato plant in the bag, before shipping it to market.
Thanks, though. I hope it is.
idlehands 6mo ago • 60%
Thank you! I sure hope so!
idlehands 6mo ago • 100%
😆 Aww, thank you!
idlehands 6mo ago • 100%
Thanks! Its basically this one: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/213481/irish-roast-beef-with-guinness-au-jus/
I just threw it in a crock pot, instead of the oven because I didn’t expect to be home today.
Some followers of Foodporn attacked it because it wasn’t dressed up by some food artist.
idlehands 6mo ago • 71%
Thank you. I’ll check that out. I left the haters something else to hate in my other posts. Hate away, world!
idlehands 6mo ago • 40%
Hey now. I mean no offense. I hope he finds the Peggy of his dreams to fill the hole in his life. My meat doesn’t need to be attacked. All I have is pot roast.
idlehands 6mo ago • 58%
Well, I didn’t have to show you my pot roast. I could have showed you something else, but judging by some of your past comments it looks like you’d be more into pot roast. Good luck finding that goth mtf fantasy you mentioned. I can only offer pot roast, and non-man parts. 🤷♀️
idlehands 6mo ago • 100%
I’m afraid this will be me in a couple of months, after my job assignment ends.