neo 4mo ago • 90%
Judge all you want girl! This is still better than making out on a bare fucking rock!
neo 4mo ago • 94%
This meme is correct because I think the exact same thing! 😉
neo 4mo ago • 100%
True, the very last second is indeed not great.
neo 4mo ago • 100%
Roll a charisma check
neo 4mo ago • 100%
I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.
neo 4mo ago • 84%
In most cases, merging as late as possible would be most efficient, because it utilises the max amount of street surface.
neo 4mo ago • 100%
A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone
neo 4mo ago • 100%
Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!
neo 4mo ago • 100%
This person does not have a sibling or else they knew that the turtle doesn't work and a slap to the back of the head would be incoming.
neo 4mo ago • 100%
If there's a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don't feel safe!
neo 4mo ago • 100%
You're making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?
I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to... Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?
neo 4mo ago • 100%
Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn't sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that "yes" and "maybe later" where the only options. She still didn't say yes, but after some time I decided that "later" had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.
neo 4mo ago • 100%
Right!? At least on Lemmy I can drink my Pepsi® in peace. Like for real, there's nothing better than scrolling through some funny memes with a delicious can of ice cold Pepsi®, my fellow [insert slang term; plural]!
neo 4mo ago • 83%
Shitty days, but days nonetheless, when PC gaming was the Dark Souls of gaming.
neo 4mo ago • 100%
Why do you know that!?
On second thought, please ignore that question.
neo 4mo ago • 100%
So that's what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.
neo 4mo ago • 100%
Fear not! For God has told me what angered him and how we can be forgiven!
Jetzt mal ernsthaft! Edit: Also gut ja, ich gebe zu Tortellini mit Broccoli-Sahne-Sauce und Spaghetti alla puttanesca das hat Pasta für uns gemacht. Ravioli oder Tortellini, gekochen und **kurz** in Olivenöl mit Knoblauch und Peperoni angebraten mit Parmesan das versteht sich doch von selbst, oder!? Aber abgesehen davon, dass Pasta uns ernährt wenn es das Portemonnaie nicht kann und der neuartigen Verwertungsmöglichkeit für Weizen... Ja, Lasagne sollte man erwähnen. Aber abgesehen davon und von Linguine mit Rote Bete und Ziegenkäse, Casarecce mit karamellisierten Zwiebeln & Speck, Tagliatelle mit Weichkäse und Nüssen, Fusilli Bucati Corti mit Grünkohl & Feta, Fettuccine mit Spinat, Lachs, Gorgonzolasoße, Spaghetti all’ Assassina, Spaghetti Carbonara, Cannelloni mit Ricotta Spinat sowie Tagliatelle mit Räucherlachs, Paprika und Majoran... **was hat Pasta jemals für uns getan!?**