neudke 1y ago • 100%
the cheese is under the sauce
neudke 1y ago • 100%
hell yeah am i ready for lemmy beans 2 the beanening
neudke 1y ago • 100%
but you can fend them off with this cast iron pan, good combo!
neudke 1y ago • 100%
reese's puffs cereal shreds the roof of your mouth and makes you taste like you're bleeding (because you are) i don't exactly dislike it but it can't be good for the children. the little demons get a taste for blood and suddenly you're next
neudke 1y ago • 100%
you can imagine an apple in your head and rotate it for free no one can stop you
neudke 1y ago • 100%
be the change you want to see in the world. queer up!
neudke 1y ago • 100%
the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please
neudke 1y ago • 100%
hi there foo. what kind of fancy Windows Microsoft are you running over on that there laptop
neudke 1y ago • 100%
he was adopted but he is very sweet and cuddly and charming but also a real absolute jerk of a boy and i will dedicate one of the myriad pets he got from me as from you
neudke 1y ago • 100%
thanks is pouring from me. please accept my liquid gratitude
also a picture of a cat i know
he was sleeping in this one
neudke 1y ago • 100%
when you do not sit with your butt exactly on the chair and at least two feet firmly planted on the floor you will get accused of bisexuality
tell me how are you feeling today i am feeling confident and frightened
nobody will apply because this is vista paint not xp paint. i don't care how big the monitor is