I don't know. I think the child sex trafficking in a pizza parlor's basement is probably more fake but it's right up there

It's good for iced tea. Don't waste real tea when it's cold and had less taste

"How did you find this house?" Said to me by my realtor.

That was also before they called and said that there was someone else interested and I should raise my bid... I said to leave the price exactly where it was and still got the house

That would be called curtain wall construction. And behind it was curtains

About face and March :slams door:

That's going to make one fresh omelette

It's also good to backfeed a generator into an outlet

I vote for this reality

You have to be careful when you have a case of the dunks it spreads

I like the alternative reality where Ronald Reagan had Big Bird killed for the State of the Union address

Yeah that's no toolbox. That's a sewing kit

Simgolf

Jim is the horse

Mathworks

Yes it is a hen. It was a generic guy... Sorry ladies