I'm sorry Sir, but I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your German passport.
Good luck in all your future endeavours, you will be escorted to the nearest border with France.

I highly recommend making your own sauerkraut.

Maybe not if you live in a shared apartment, though.

It's easier when you remove them first.

I use my cat as a touch surface every day.

Morgens einen Glühwein
Und der Tag ist dein*

~*dieser~ ~Kommentar~ ~wurde~ ~von~ ~einem~ ~Alkoholiker~ ~geschrieben~

Wenn ein LLM einen Nobelpreis bekommt, wäre mir der Friedensnobelpreis auch am Liebsten.

Der ist eh vollkommen bedeutungslos.

M

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Comments are in English, but output is in German because I only write for myself, my OS has German localization, and English output would look out of place.

My retirement plan was to die in the Climate Wars, but I didn't expect it to be so soon.

You should check out bars near Navy harbors.

Wait, from where are you shooting at her behind during sex?

Can someone explain to me what's the point in upholding the US sanctions on Cuba that are the root cause for all of this?
Like, what real benefit do the US have from keeping those sanctions up?

I want no football at all, thank you.
It's the most boring sport possible, and designed to maximize the opportunity for commercial breaks.

In Germany, they all pay for travel expenses, at least.
I don't know if that's the law, but it certainly isn't what I'd consider a Crazy Idea.

No, we actually didn't stop doing it. You probably haven't heard of it because fewer people no enjoy watching it.
I watched numerous jousting matches in my life.
What we did stop was pretending it's real combat. Today's jousting matches are more like pro wrestling, where the bruises are real, but the outcome is scripted.

This is Found

Meine Partnerin geht zum Schneiden zum Frisör aber färbt sich die Haare selbst.

"Fällt dir was auf?"

The numbers in this image aren't real.
Also, why would you assume that those people voting for Stein would have preferred Clinton over Trump?