Zelenskyy's balls
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 6h ago 100%

    I think the nuclear material he mentioned in his speech last week is hidden in a concrete and lead lined bunker that is actually in his balls.

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  • What is it?
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 6h ago 100%

    That barrel has gone to plaid.

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  • Egypt declared malaria-free after 100-year effort
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 9h ago 100%

    Cool! Way to go, Egyptians!

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    Frugal verity_kindle 9h ago 73%
    [USA] Walgreens: six free 5x7 photo cards. Use code 6FREECARDS . Exp 23 October
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    cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/26917080 > When uploading photos using the desktop website, make sure to select Full Resolution in the Upload Preferences. > > You must have exactly six 5x7 photo cards in your cart for the code to apply.

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    DEPLOY THE GIGA MAGNETS!
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 9h ago 100%

    Sharing skills and experience with junior officers.

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  • "An Army marches on it's gums and kidneys" - Some french guy
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 13h ago 100%

    Don't forget the powerful lobby of people who make Copenhagen chew, etc. It's disgusting and ubiquitous.

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  • Respect pedestrians like Everett True! (October 19, 1914)
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 14h ago 100%

    I'd never heard this tale. That is gobsmacking incredible. They ran their meters.

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  • Respect pedestrians like Everett True! (October 19, 1914)
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 16h ago 100%

    No, they were around long before that, but they were often hand built, one at a time without an assembly line. France and England had many major auto races going annually by the first decade of the 20th century. Standardization was just starting to take hold. WWI kicked off with trucks and auto ambulances.

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  • Zelenskyy said NATO or nuclear and he ain’t wrong.
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 17h ago 100%

    Maybe the support is not worth losing the war. In "The King and I", the King of Siam has a verse "...If allies are weak, am I not best alone? ...If allies are strong with power to protect me, might they not protect me out of all I own?"

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  • Zelenskyy said NATO or nuclear and he ain’t wrong.
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 17h ago 100%

    They didn't see this coming? It seems like it's super easy to surprise UN security council members.

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  • Zelenskyy said NATO or nuclear and he ain’t wrong.
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 17h ago 100%

    I wish, but he has lots of people to succeed him, who also piss and shit all over other people's stuff. Can you imagine a female version of Putin? There is one- Maria Belovna, IIRC her name. She is the kamehameha beyotch in charge of stealing children from Ukraine and putting them in "education" camps. Unfortunately she is in her maximum Cartman's Mom years. Not old, not young. I think she, even though a civilian, should be moved up the list for wet work, treated just like a Russian military officer and charged with war crimes in absentia. Car ignition go pop.

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  • Tinkerers Are Taking Old Redbox Kiosks Home and Reverse Engineering Them
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 1d ago 100%

    That's well put and cogent, you must not have gone to business school. ;)

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  • Heat [Daily Hopper]
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 3d ago 80%

    Adorable! The little hopper, digging through a box of stuff, gives me much joy.

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  • Everett True teaches a kid about gun safety (October 17, 1906)
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 3d ago 100%

    Love the subtle clean up, looks terrific.

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    Not interested in the plywood houses I've built for them - this tiny coconut is where it's at
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 5d ago 100%

    I had to count noses twice, just to figure out how many were in there.

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  • Don't test Everett True's sobriety (October 15, 1909)
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 5d ago 100%

    I had a friend who "joshed" me like this, we're still friends, actually, but he had to grow up a bit.

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  • Everett vs Creator
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 5d ago 100%

    That's a image of Condo's face, I love the surreality, Everett looks more human than his creator.

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  • My post was removed in r/lotrmemes, will it be accepted here?
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 5d ago 100%

    I'm pro-hips! Hips are important and should be visible on everybody, clothed neatly in flattering, tailored fabrics.

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  • Raise the jolly rancher
  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 6d ago 100%

    Freedom units are fine, I'm learning metric. I want to try this. Thanks!

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  • https://thebarentsobserver.com/en/security/2024/09/russian-warship-fired-warning-shot-norwegian-fishing-boat

    So, yeah, Norwegian fishing boat confronts Russians during firing drills in the Arctic Ocean. Russians say "leave", Norwegians say "No U". Warning shot fired. Up until today, Norway was still allowing port visits from Russian-flagged vessels. Will that go away, along with Russian crews' chances for hot meals and revelry?

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    arstechnica.com

    How many of you were this? Just shout "Stonky" instead of "Spartacus" and step forward, you know the drill.

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    www.theregister.com

    That's how you know your empire building is going GREAT. IT'S FINE. WE DON'T NEED KURSK.

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    Zelenskyy= Theoden, prolly. Aging well, but so tired of the bullshit.

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    1/13/2024, I found this worn neck gaiter in a pack of milsurp clothes. Flores, can you hear me? Flores, can you see me? Did you lose this at the post laundry? I'd like us all to share our cherished memories of Flores, whether he's still in the E4 Mafia or moved on to opportunities in managing a chain of vape stores in Tulsa. You are not forgotten, Flores. Have a happy Easter.

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    www.bbc.co.uk

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/7992206 > An eerie glow has been emanating from Wales' forests and rockpools for the country's annual dark skies week. > > David Atthowe, a nature guide from Norwich, was invited to shine his ultraviolet (UV) torches on some of the best nature spots in Pembrokeshire and Monmouthshire. > > His photos of temperate rain forest in Wales reveal shapes, structures and colours that rival a coral reef. > > "It is hidden from our human senses, waiting to be discovered," he said. > > The 34-year-old is on a one-man mission to shine UV light on what he calls a "magic world" in which plants and animals fluoresce to communicate. > > "Wales is so lucky to have so many beautiful sites [for biofluorescence] with its rockpools and temperate rainforest," he said.

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    Hey mah shitizens, I went to make an simple OC image post on Noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works and the "browse" image upload dialog will not open. Tried logging out, then logging back in and restarted my phone. Android, firefox, all updated recently. I also tried uploadingcit from lemmy.world. checked my android and browser media permissions. Halp

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    In Robert Heinlein's novel "Farnham's Freehold", the protagonists accidentally end up in a very technologically advanced feudal society that depends on a drug called "Happiness" to control things and keep social classes rigidly separated. The hypothesis of this question: the drug is a pleasant tasting drink you take daily. It has no known negative side effects. It rapidly induces a feeling of deep contentment, peace, clarity of mind and general satisfaction with your life. You will not become physically dependent on it. You don't have to pay anything to get it. A small, unchanging dose must be taken every day to maintain this effect, but you don't control its distribution. It is distributed by the ruling class of your society, but no one is coerced to take it, as they are psychologically dependent on it. After many centuries of Happiness distribution, no one has shown desensitization or needed a higher dose. The protagonists in the book rejected their doses, escaped briefly and were recaptured. Would you take Happiness? Why or why not?

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    www.theguardian.com

    cross-posted from: https://aussie.zone/post/2213195 > I remember how big this was for a while - only for this bit of news to be buried with a short article. Surely the scale of infestation (resulting in the change in approach) is going to have significant impacts to pollinator-dependent agriculture?

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    https://kbin.social/m/Ukraine_UA/t/194809

    Will Putin have his phallic insecurity tables transported to South Africa on their own plane? Will they get there in time? Does he want to be a big dog again, enough to show up in person and risk arrest? Where is Mrs. Putin? What air defense doin? CROSSPOOOOOST from my boi u/lusterko at https://kbin.social/m/Ukraine_UA/t/194809. If you are not following that subkbin, you're missing out on rich veins of raw meme ore. Lusterko is posting like it is his job. Quality Ukraine posting there, he seems to keep it up 24/7. Until kbin.social has an API, let's support this one by whatever means necessary. I think Lusterko takes hryvnias. EYEBROW/WRY GRIN.

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