I wish i had a train of thought.

Mine is more like a racquet ball of thought

Why else would it be called teabagging?

Thats how you're supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption

Bros 'tism yearns for the smithy

-ropenis?

You dont even need api for upvote farming

Its like 3 lines of selenium

Because after the xteenth time inviting myself to their plans its hard to convince myself im wanted around those people

"Im not trying to be overly sensitive i genuinely just dont get the joke. Explain it to me. Make it funny."

You monster

Thats the best part about satisfactory

Just build a new level of foundation platforms above the spaghetti

Cover your shame

White onions for me

Every single time i accidentally eat any white onion that hasnt been cooked into mush my brain immediately decides it has just eaten a cockroach and it must be ejected. For good measure better evacuate the stomach too

Im more on the

"I need you to repeat that second half because something you said in the first half sent me down an entirely different line of thinking and i stopped listening to you and only pretended to"

Side of things

The far right complaining about the liberal left's agenda when many of the left dont even have a gender

No one is asking you what your favorite medieval weapon is?

You're not playing enough Chivalry II

Heavy Mace son

Ever been to a walmart in a small town on saturday?

Where the only thing to do in town is go to the walmart.....

Its that but with enough gas pumps to fuel the military

Yes I will sell a kidney to keep suing this company that has more money than god for the privelege of (let me check my notes) paying them thousands of dollars per year to not get drunk in their fancy exclusive club

Spend weeks automating your documentation

You will surely not regret spending that much time on something that probably wont be used

Vinland saga

And your understanding is outdated based on a recently passed law

FYI lemmy is a Progressive Web App you can install from your mobile browser of choice

Never bothered with any 3rd party apps

Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately

They both had the same problem.

Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.

I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?

Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.

I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie