dadjokes
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Why is it always so dark in Apple stores?
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    badbytes         16h ago • 100%

    But then Apple would be honest in their advertising.

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    • world
    World News 19h ago
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    North Korea threatens to declare war with South Korea
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    badbytes         18h ago • 100%

    After each ten war declaration punches, you get a free frozen yogurt.

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    • news
    News 1d ago
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    U.S. probing reported leak of Israel's plans For Iran Attack.
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    badbytes         20h ago • 81%

    Selling bombs to make billions killing babies.

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    Finanzen 21h ago
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    50 years of tax cuts for the rich failed to trickle down, economics study says
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    badbytes         20h ago • 100%

    The real trickle happens at 100 yrs. Just wait and see.

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    • news
    News 22h ago
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    Kentucky student who used n-word 200 times and assaulted a Black woman in viral video is sentenced to jail
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    badbytes         20h ago • 85%

    Talk about White Washing a story.

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    Political Memes 2d ago
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    Nevar Forget
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    badbytes         21h ago • 72%

    Me looking at the current state of our democracy and political system. 🤷

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    • politics
    politics 2d ago
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    Voters in California and Nevada consider ban on forced labor aimed at protecting prisoners
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    badbytes         2d ago • 100%

    While at it, ban profits from prisons.

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    Microblog Memes 3d ago
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    Based and Chin-pilled
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    badbytes         2d ago • 100%

    History fixed. Move along.

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    • yepowertrippinbastards
    Ye Power Trippin' Bastards 4d ago
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    !Linuxsucks@lemmy.world mod silently bans people from their community for disagreeing, and tries to hide the comments from being seen in the modlog.
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    badbytes         3d ago • 100%

    I guess it's fine it exists as a site. But, what a juvenile, immature thing.

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    • world
    World News 4d ago
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    Mysterious tar balls washing ashore force closure of seven beaches in Sydney including Bondi
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    badbytes         4d ago • 100%

    And now it's all over beach. Maybe gzip so cleanup easier.

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    • nocontextpics
    no context 4d ago
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    Pic
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    badbytes         4d ago • 100%

    Based on the font angles, I think she on a boat.

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    • nocontextpics
    no context 5d ago
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    Pic
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    badbytes         5d ago • 100%

    Pubes shirt?

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    • worldnews
    World News 6d ago
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    Israel faces potential shortage of interceptor missiles amid Iran threats - report
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    badbytes         6d ago • 100%

    Don't worry, I'm sure the US.A. will offer a weekly Groupon deal with free shipping.

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    • fiction
    Fiction 7d ago
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    Netflix Just Quietly Added the Best Anti-Capitalist Sci-Fi Movie of the Century
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    badbytes         6d ago • 100%

    Yeah, it was bad enough I can't really remember much about it. District 9 was tight.

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    • news
    News 6d ago
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    200+ Jewish-Led Protesters Arrested at NY Stock Exchange Say 'Stop Arming Israel'.
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    badbytes         6d ago • 93%

    The U.S. has officially outlawed free speech.

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    Political Memes 7d ago
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    Far left intellectualism
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    badbytes         6d ago • 90%

    Hopes and prayers!

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    • newjerseycannabis
    New Jersey Cannabis 7d ago
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    Kamala Harris Rolls Out National Marijuana Legalization Plan, Pledging To Make It 'The Law Of The Land'
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    badbytes         7d ago • 13%
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    • news
    News 1w ago
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    Insurance is failing hurricane survivors: ‘People thought they were covered’
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    badbytes         1w ago • 77%

    Insurance is a straight up scam. In every case.

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    • android
    Android 1w ago
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    Google is preparing to let you run Linux apps on Android, just like Chrome OS
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    badbytes         1w ago • 88%

    They run like shit on ChromeOS, so Google can shove it where the sun don't shine.

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    • linuxmemes
    linuxmemes 1w ago
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    Got my books and my CDs I am ready for Linux 7
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    badbytes         1w ago • 33%

    Just need to find a CD reader, and you are golden. 🤪

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    • showerthoughts
    Showerthoughts badbytes • 4mo ago • 20%
    What is DNC is working with RNC

    What if we find out one day, it was all an organized game, to screw over the citizens?

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    nostupidquestions
    No Stupid Questions badbytes • 8mo ago • 91%
    If we can ban trans medical procedures, why haven't we banned circumcision?

    Was just talking at dinner with family, and it seems a logical action to ban circumcision, as in most cases, doesn't have consent, and is a major (genitals are important) body modification. Can we ban it at the state level? Just a thought.

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    mildlyinfuriating
    Mildly Infuriating badbytes • 9mo ago • 74%
    Lemmy posts redundant

    Like half of posts have headline that gets repeated in mid summary and then longer summary below. I've posted this protest, but admins didn't like. Where is best place to affect change?

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    thepoliceproblem
    THE POLICE PROBLEM badbytes • 12mo ago • 90%
    Portland officials aim to scale back proposed police oversight board
    www.oregonlive.com

    Portland officials are aiming to scale back a proposal from the city’s Police Accountability Commission to create a tougher, voter-approved police oversight board that would independently investigate and discipline officers accused of misconduct.

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    tf2
    Team Fortress 2 badbytes • 1y ago • 100%
    Mr Hankey strike again
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    Team Fortress 2 badbytes • 1y ago • 71%
    roasting teammates
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    tf2
    Team Fortress 2 badbytes • 1y ago • 100%
    Young Mr. Palidin
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