Is American politics really as seemingly satirical of itself as it is portrayed?
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    bamfic
    1d ago 100%

    There are idiots in every country. They are roughly the same percentage of the population everywhere.

    The difference is in America the idiots are in charge of everything. Intelligence is elitism which is anti-American.

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  • How come people who are against abortion are in favor of the death penalty? Kind of seems like a contradicition/
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    bamfic
    1d ago 100%

    An unwanted unplanned baby is punishment for having sex outside of marriage.

    Death penalty is punishment for being convicted of murder.

    It's perfectly consistent when you look at it all about punishment.

    The cruelty is indeed the point

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  • Sorry, what?
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    bamfic
    1d ago 100%

    Landlords used this. Still do. It's discriminatory and evil. In some places there is legislation to stop it or limit its abuse.

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    USpolitics 5d ago
    Jump
    I think we know what trump is hiding
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    bamfic
    3d ago 100%

    That he doesn't have to do any of that shit to win. His voters don't give a fuck about it. He just needs to keep hating on immigrants, gays, women, and anyone smart, and he can win anyway.

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  • hmmm
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    bamfic
    3d ago 100%

    That certainly is the smug shit eatin grin of someone whose dong is the size of his entire torso

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  • Stack Overflow Survey: 80% of developers are unhappy
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    bamfic
    3d ago 100%

    This is the first rule of sales. It is not important or necessary to be the best. It is only necesaary to be slightly less shitty than your nearest competitor.

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  • This town with the bumper stickers

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    eugene
    Eugene bamfic 5mo ago 94%
    Had to repost

    remember to vote

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    eugene
    Eugene bamfic 5mo ago 98%
    Bumper sticker

    eugene gets some good ones

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    First one in town I've seen. Bunch of Rivians around but not these yet.

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    eugene
    Eugene bamfic 6mo ago 83%
    Camas swale

    dont actually know what a swale is, but it's a funny sounding word I saw on the freeway, and this is definitely camas

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    eugene
    Eugene bamfic 6mo ago 75%
    Pastry diss

    This really takes the cake

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    Seems kind of an own-goal, isn't it?

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    eugene
    Eugene bamfic 7mo ago 100%
    Happy Spring
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    eugene
    Eugene bamfic 7mo ago 90%
    God's Lube

    Somewhere, over the gas station. By the way, I really don't like the name LUBE IT USA anyway. First of all, lube **what**, exactly? That's kind of personal, isn't it? Or does it mean lube **everything**? That'd be terrible! Nothing would get done, everything and everyone would just be sliding all over the place and falling down and slipping everywhere. Also, it's very demanding, LUBE IT, USA! RIGHT NOW! AND THAT'S AN ORDER! I don't like being told what to do by my lube.

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    eugene
    Eugene bamfic 7mo ago 92%
    Very Eugene Table
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    Burnin burnin burnin

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    eugene
    Eugene bamfic 9mo ago 81%
    Comcast WTF

    Comcast made it through the whole icepocalypse, then died sometime last night after the ice started finally melting. I logged in this morning from my phone and it said it'd be repaired by 1pm. Still out now 9:30PM. Took off work today because no internet, tomorrow not sure if I should try to limp along on tethered mobile or risk driving to a coffee shop or the library (if it is open). Any idea what is up? My power (EWEB) has been just fine in SE, just 2-4 second long glitches every couple hours. Why did Comcast choose to take a dump right at the end of this?

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    I love it! No goddamned cars blasting around all day and night anymore. Enjoying it while it lasts.

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    They're good. I'd like to go see em live sometime.

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    52 degrees and lightly raining. Beautiful. Can I have this all winter every winter now please? Thank you.

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    eugene
    Eugene bamfic 1y ago 66%
    Eugene CJD?

    Always alarms me to see EugeneCJD on people's cars. I remember https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt%E2%80%93Jakob_disease

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