"DON'T. PROVOKE. THE BORG!" - Q
  • oleorun oleorun 2d ago 100%

    To his (real-life) son, no less.

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  • www.theguardian.com

    Please do not skip over the word "up", as I did. Or do it, I'm not your boss.

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    Man Sues Town for $647 Million Over Trashed Bitcoin Hard Drive
  • oleorun oleorun 4d ago 100%

    Easy solution: Town should say yes, but charge $650 million.

    They should pull a TicketMaster: $30k for staffing and a $649,970,000 "facility fee".

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  • Google is purging ad-blocking extension uBlock Origin from the Chrome Web Store
  • oleorun oleorun 6d ago 98%

    https://mozilla.org/firefox

    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/ublock-origin/

    Problem solved, except for the sites that still refuse to work properly with established web standards.

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  • Court Says Man Can't Be Charged with Drunk Driving Because He Chugged Entire Bottle After Getting Pulled Over
  • oleorun oleorun 7d ago 61%

    Soju ranges from 12%-54%. Plus, soju is not well-distilled; it has impurities that vodka does not.

    Edited: We're likely both right. I was in Korea in 1999; back then the alcohol ABV values were quite a bit higher than today. I am also going to guess that the soju ABV content was skewed quite high around the Army bases. For reasons. I also could be wrong. It's been known to happen.

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  • Age of Empires III: (2007) - Multiplayer services ending October 30
  • oleorun oleorun 2w ago 100%

    No rush 45 = build an army quick and blindside them

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  • California's 'piss bandit' leaves bottles of urines in elite neighborhood
  • oleorun oleorun 2w ago 100%

    I read that sentence in my head in a Dwight Schrute voice.

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  • https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/californias-piss-bandit-leaves-bottles-of-urines-in-elite-neighborhood/ar-AA1rDfZE

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/18468218 > > A mysterious person known as the ‘Piss Bandit’ has been causing a stir in Pasadena, California, for the past six years. > > > > The person comes out at night donned with a mask and latex gloves, regularly leaving bottles of urine in an influential neighbourhood, carefully arranging them on a utility box before vanishing into the night, as reported by New York Post. > > > >The bottles, which include soda bottles, juice cartons, and gallon jugs are filled with yellow liquid, and are accompanied by crude drawings and notes like ‘human urine’ and ‘HIV positive.’ > > > > The bandit sometimes strikes multiple times a week, leaving behind fresh bottles each morning that disappear by nightfall. > > > >The city attempted to stop the bandit by adding a pointed metal cover to the utility box, but the Piss Bandit simply removed it and continued his antics. > > > > "It’s been a tug-o-war between the neighborhood and this guy," said Grant Yansura, who, along with filmmaker Derek Milton, launched an investigation into the mysterious figure. > > > >[Their TikTok videos](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGde8eC2u/) about the case have garnered over 600,000 views. > > > >While Yansura and Milton see the bandit as a vigilante artist akin to Robin Hood, many neighbours view him as a nuisance. > > > > One local expressed disgust, stating he never considered the act an art form. Another neighbour threatened the bandit, saying, “If I catch you leaving your piss here, I will make you drink every last drop!” > > > >Despite the attention, the bandit remains elusive. He ignored the duo's attempts to communicate, even stealing their cameras. Ultimately, Yansura concluded, “Sometimes you just have to let an artist pee.”

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    What do you call a leader of small birds who likes giving gratuities?
  • oleorun oleorun 2w ago 100%

    I think it's Tippy as in gratuity, and hedren as in head wren, a small bird who is the head, or leader.

    That makes Tippi Hedren, an actress. She was in a movie called the birds.

    Consider the dead horse beaten lol.

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  • Why do people keep fact-checking Republicans? 😭
  • oleorun oleorun 3w ago 100%

    The uneducated can vote.

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearIN
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    Sovcit thinks this pays his loan.
  • oleorun oleorun 3w ago 96%

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  • Sudo
  • oleorun oleorun 3w ago 100%

    sysadmin: continues to ignore auth logs

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  • www.wired.com

    “It’s a beautiful thing that for the first time in history you can see a saint dressed in jeans, sneakers, and a sweatshirt. That’s a great message,” Father Carlos Acácio Gonçalves Ferreira, the shrine’s rector, said at the time. A Franciscan monk based at the tomb, noted that “many young people” were visiting. Now get rid of the homophobia, sex abuse scandals, sexism, and anti-choice bullshit, mmkay?

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearLE
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    What's wrong with the stock lemmy-ui, aside from it being not actively worked on right now?
  • oleorun oleorun 3w ago 100%
    1. It's buggy. Submitting a post sometimes takes half a second, and sometimes it takes 30 seconds. Logs show a plethora of errors. The Docker container will eventually crash and restart. It's all part of the Lemmy instance admin experience.

    2. No options to collapse/customize side panels.

    3. UI doesn't refresh after saving settings.

    4. Settings aren't sticky from page to page on occasion.

    If I could code I'd pitch in and help. Heck, I'd learn, but the documentation is pretty sparse.

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  • Installation
  • oleorun oleorun 3w ago 100%

    Mom: "We have CERN particle accelerator at home."

    ...

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearPO
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    He puts it on top of the lettuce to leak all over it.
  • oleorun oleorun 3w ago 100%

    Walz puts his cart back. Vance leaves it sitting in the parking spot next to him.

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  • What is the plot of the Sopranos?
  • oleorun oleorun 3w ago 100%

    Mom's spaghetti

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  • I fixed the Apple Magic Mouse 2!
  • oleorun oleorun 4w ago 100%

    You're correct, I skipped over the Mighty Mouse. Those scroll balls were the original fidget toy.

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