What's wrong with men's phones? Is she afraid of fucking cooties?

"Hey, alien planet we've never been on before. Let's take our helmets off."

"Hey our map guy got LOST inside an underground tunnel and tried to pet an alien snake and now he's infected."

"This medical machine is configured for men. Caesarian mode is on the left."

I call the movie Fuckwits In Space for these and many more reasons.

I could easily make it worse by simply copying and posting a cup onto the poster.

Yes, the Internet has broken me....

Right? Plus it's an homage to the musical and instantly recognisable.

Yup, fuck that movie with a rake. I ain't seeing it either!

I'm thinking more the 1978 version with the crazy rotoscoping!

There will only be three and a half LOTR movies. I'm counting that weird one from the 70's as the half.

Oh shit, that takes me back.

Yeah, those lot have been shit for decades.

I've also seen Prometheus

An Audi TT.

FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.

Well, I deleted my r account the day they fucked over the app developers. Been here since, so I guess it's a decent alternative. Not as much current content and it's 90% politics on the front page.... That can be filtered out though.

The militant Linux missionaries though, they get blocked. They show up in most tech threads and it got old a year ago.

It's a Lemming!

I remember these ads growing up! Aussie ads are... Different sometimes.

I read this as 'all at once', and envisioned a Cronenberg-esque monstrosity. Get Ronald Emmerich on the line, I have an idea for Moonfall 2.....

1980: in the future, we'll have flying cars! 2024: Stop dipping your balls in soy sauce you fucking idiots

So these cunts are attacking the UN now? Reign em in.

Tesla: "hay guys we invented the bus, but cyber"

Die Hard?

Someone did that near Sydney Airport a few years ago with a roof that read "Welcome to Perth"

"Hey boss! Chicken, Lamb, or KALIMAH?"