UndulyUnruly 3d ago • 100%
“This mockery of my primacy is an outrage.
I’m offended by the mere existence of this contraption.
Why must I endure this grotesquery?
I pity this fool and hate everything about him.
Yet, curiously, my intrigue is both utterly enthralling and unbearably delicious.”
UndulyUnruly 3w ago • 100%
Fuck that. Desperate times, desperate measures. I’d happily pay a doctor to knock me out with sedatives every night and a nurse to administer the drops on schedule while I dream of playing hopscotch with Hunter S. Thompson.
UndulyUnruly 3w ago • 100%
*gestikuliert weiträumig entlang der Theke
„Von allem von hier bis hier jeweils ein Stück bitte.“
UndulyUnruly 4w ago • 96%
The floor manager appears to have a different perspective.
UndulyUnruly 4w ago • 97%
He wants to have a productive conversation about cable management.
UndulyUnruly 1mo ago • 100%
Ba dum tsss
UndulyUnruly 1mo ago • 100%
Manlook!
UndulyUnruly 1mo ago • 100%
Well, with that attitude, probably yes.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.wtf/post/10916344 > For when you want to subtly display your kinks
UndulyUnruly 1mo ago • 100%
You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about ‘em, believe me. Hell, I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.
UndulyUnruly 1mo ago • 100%
UndulyUnruly 1mo ago • 100%
UndulyUnruly 2mo ago • 90%
fails
Bruh! Who takes these clowns and their clickbait headlines serious? The failure here is projection for their shitty „journalism“.
ZB stated perfectly clearly they will discuss it internally and make a decision in private and communicate it when appropriate. This is a levelled, professional approach and the opposite of failure.
UndulyUnruly 2mo ago • 100%
Savage!
UndulyUnruly 2mo ago • 100%
The mental images of the consequences of running into, and then having to fight, a jaguar who’s high on ayahuasca is both hilarious and terrifying.
„Bro, chill out! The strawberry fractals are a mere figment of your imagination and can’t hurt you.“
„CHRAOW! CHRAOWOW!! Satayskewers!“
UndulyUnruly 2mo ago • 100%
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UndulyUnruly 2mo ago • 100%
Nö, aber wenn du aufmuckst malträtiert und schikaniert dich das Amt sicherheitshalber dich bis du nervlich zusammenbrichst, andernfalls kommst du doch auf dumme Gedanken.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17663582 > Would you wear em?
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/23619950 > Popcorn Shrimp > > Stolen from Reddit > > User: Fantastic-Milk9335 > > Popcorn shrimp I ordered at an international American restaurant, circa 2020 picture quality > > > > It was an absolute textural nightmare, to be honest with you. In terms of taste, the flavors didn't combine, so you just had shrimp and popcorn in your mouth.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/11945824 > Thanks, I hate it
cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/10076003 > I think I would take pineapple over this
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/12972156 > I wanted something quick, tasty and bad for you. So I made ziti pizza
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/13065630 > Pizza on pineapple rule