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    Catzilla. Truly a loaf incarnate.

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  • What's your favourite coffee twist?
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    A mild cigar.

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  • Presidential Debate by Free and Equal [6:03:48 | Feb 29 2024 | The Free and Equal Elections Foundation]
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    This post was reported for spam. For the record, four cross-posts to separate on-topic communities does not constitute spam.

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  • How prevalent is sealioning on Lemmy?
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    With due respect, it is time to go outside.

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  • The pain is real
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    When I fall off my routine I lose a ton of progress. That first hundred K after a long rest absolutely sucks for me. I won't run on an injury, but I understand the fear of the pit.

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  • Seventeen Years by Ratatat
  • half half 1y ago 100%

    All hail. I was very, very young to this.

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  • Gorilla doesn't want to get his knuckles wet
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    Relatable. You know how it is when your sleeves get wet and they kinda stick to your wrists or flop around getting other stuff stuck to them... ugh.

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  • Fugazi - I'm So Tired
  • half half 1y ago 100%

    My first night in my freshman dorm, I played this on the upright piano. Excellent decision. Pro tip to the young geeks: nothing waters the flowers like suicidal ideation wrapped in a veneer of artistic integrity. I can't even sing for shit, that's how well it works.

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  • Greed has proven to be a more effectively harmful force against humanity than hatred. We should have greed crimes in addition to hate crimes.
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    Yes, if you throw democracy in the trash, ignore the rights of the unpopular, and pass any law that appeals to today's public morality, then you'll have lots of options. I just don't want to hear you guys complain after this idealism gets spun to fuck you over by corporate lawyers more skillful than your populist politicians. But fuck me for pointing out the logical inconsistencies in the useless seething groupthink machine, I guess. Apparently I only have rights if the public likes me.

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  • Greed has proven to be a more effectively harmful force against humanity than hatred. We should have greed crimes in addition to hate crimes.
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    We're talking about criminal law. Can you clearly, objectively, without arbitrary valuation of goods or services, define a legal principle which identifies the point at which a health plan cut becomes a crime?

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  • Greed has proven to be a more effectively harmful force against humanity than hatred. We should have greed crimes in addition to hate crimes.
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    What's your point? That people organize themselves to commit crimes? That risky behavior is more dangerous when it's amplified by concentrated capital? None of this justifies the phenomenal leap you made to say that an employer is responsible for the lives of their employees. None of this is precedent for the further corruption of the justice system into subjectivity and emotional bias.

    Can't you see that you're actually making it worse? You go after organizations whose bread and butter is legal entanglement, using legal entanglement as your only weapon. You make the regulatory environment more difficult for startups and SMBs to compete in, and you do nothing but give your (supposed) worst enemies more political tokens with which to negotiate advantageous positions in that environment. Why do you think these corporate elites flush hundreds of millions of dollars sponsoring progressive media outlets? Do you think they're stupid?

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  • Greed has proven to be a more effectively harmful force against humanity than hatred. We should have greed crimes in addition to hate crimes.
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    I'm going to ignore the insane part of your point where you equated layoffs with murder.

    Greed, like hate, is subjective. It is therefore, like hate, a terrible prerequisite for the activation of the criminal justice system. The idea that motivations for crimes should change the definition and/or penalty of those crimes has fostered popular corruption of the justice system since its inception. Industrialization has accelerated the adoption of human fears into that justice system, to the point where we can no longer even count the number of infractions under the law.

    Adding more subjective emotional consideration to a punitive system which is already weighed down beyond the ability to enact swift justice is the opposite of helpful.

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    Individual data points like "I take pilates", "I work nights and weekends", and "I live in Smalltown, ST" might not mean anything on their own, but if you can connect this data to a single person, then realize there's only one pilates studio in Smalltown, then look up their hours and notice there's only one day class on weekdays, you can make a reasonable guess as to a regular time when a person is away from home. This is called data brokerage.

    This is a comically contrived example; the real danger is in the association of countless data points spread across millions of correlated identities. It's not just your data, it's the association of your data with that of your friends and family. Most people are constantly streaming their location, purchases, beliefs, and affiliations out to anyone who cares enough to look. Bad actors may collate their data and use it to take advantage of them, and the only move they have is to ask for prohibitive legislation. As if we don't already have prohibitive legislation.

    Anonymity is expensive, inconvenient, and fragile, but it's the only mechanism that protects individuals from the information economy, which I would put right next to ecology in terms of critical 21st-22nd century social problems. It also helps us resist censorship, but that's a different essay.

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  • A Discothyrea sexarticula Borgmeier worker on the top of the head of a Dinoponera Roger worker
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    He cannot protec
    Nor can he attac
    But he is a little hat

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  • Obesity as a Spiritual Problem, the Vice of Gluttony?
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    And Jesus said, "verily, I say unto you, know thy audience."

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  • Pissaladière - a classic from Provençale cuisine
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    There are people who think they understand olives but have never tasted kalamatas. Sad but true. Great post OP; you made me get up to eat.

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  • For my money, the worst thing about *Blade Runner* is how it created a franchise based on its own adaptation. The net negative outcome is we're now categorically unlikely to ever see a cinematic portrayal of Rachael Rosen throwing a goat off a roof. The best stuff in *Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?* is not in *Blade Runner.* The animal worship is tricky. It's a source of dark humor that takes time to blend in with the rest of the world; while it lampoons the insanity of industrialized passions, it runs the risk of making the world goofy, and thus also the characters. I understand why Scott and company evaded it. It's the chess that I love and miss. There are multiple scenes in which opposing characters attempt to outmaneuver each other so subtly that the reader isn't immediately aware it's happening. The experience I loved so much was going back to reread the last few pages armed with the knowledge that these characters are actively trying to kill each other without letting on. I can't think of anything else that gives me those particular tingles, and it's a shame that the theme was unintentionally scraped out of the visual media franchise. I would love to see a different take on the source, but I also love the secret knowledge of this ultimate game of cat and mouse. Regardless, *Electric Sheep* remains an excellent example of a book with so much going on that thirty million dollars couldn't capture it all. On a barely related note, I'd love to see a feature film adaptation of *Eye in the Sky.*

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    The People's Lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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    # Reddit Was a Good Business I joined Reddit in 2008. I remember it as a perpetual series of discoveries. Every time I logged in, I would learn something I never would have seen otherwise. New technology. New comedy. New ideology. New pornography. New ability to interpolate a unique string of characters related to current events and suddenly take control of a fresh memetic stream of independent media. New feelings, identities, behavior patterns, collective ethical architectures, and business opportunities. I was an isolated adolescent allergic to all the authority and social structure in my churchy suburban youth. Reddit was an electric neon string dangling from infinity and buzzing with the secular hum of freedom, sex, and reason. I grabbed on and didn't let go for fifteen years. We must remember it was always a business. It was an advertising marketplace operated for profit. It happened to operate at a particular scale which afforded small groups of key thinkers subjective judgements of the value of abstract concepts. For example, the value of community trust in an ad business. ![RIP Silly Moose.](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bebdfded-ba8a-42a9-82d7-66b6013fed97.png) I am guilty of describing recent events as "the death of Reddit." While it's cathartic to type after watching a community so formative to my identity sink into the swamp of astroturfed parasocial media hosting the U.S. Congress thinks is the same thing as "the Internet," it's wrong. Reddit didn't die, it just outgrew its ideals. What died was that stupid moose. Furthermore, I'm glad it's dead. It lied to me. It convinced me to forget something very important that Frank Herbert tried to tell me a long, long time ago. # The Spice Must Flow Most people just want content. Sad but true. People living in specialized industrial/postindustrial societies have access to infinite sources of worry restricted only by the awareness of imminent death. The role of computers in society according to almost everyone alive is to help them hang on to their jobs or to temporarily distract them from their jobs. You can put the secret truth of the universe on tap and the vast majority of people simply won't care unless it helps with one of those two things. It's human nature; getting angry and vocal about it doesn't change it. You are entitled to try. It is because we know we will wither and die that we construct apparatuses to care for us in our impending weakness. For this reason, businesses of a certain size either grow or disappear. !["The world is a business, Mr. Beale."](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/793da7db-1096-402d-9b23-a4772eff6f69.png) Steve Huffman is taking a lot of shit right now, and that's fair. That's his job. My friends, do not confuse the face of the business for the inherent nature of the business. It is composed of mortals. Worse, it's composed of software. # September Is a Function of Connectivity If you've migrated to a federated Reddit substitute this week, you may have already encountered ActivityPub's biggest limitation. Defederation is a massive pain in the ass. When a popular instance decides to take its toys and go home, everybody who was federated with them gets kicked in the metaphorical dick while the network figures out how to heal. On a technical level, the reason this is so expensive has to do with the inherent limitations of client-server architecture, but that's a topic for [another day.](https://spritely.institute/) Right now, defederation is being used the way it was arguably intended: to protect communities who feel threatened by massive growth. Before you know it, the natural forces of conglomeration that killed our beloved Silly Moose will turn defederation into the same political token that's represented by today's private API. The gnashing of teeth will echo across the internet as pseudointellectuals like me bemoan the "death of the Fediverse." They will be as wrong then as we are now, and we will be *old.* In these fleeting moments preceding imminent death, we must use technology to love one another.

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    Developers, content creators, and content moderators really need you to step in and remind them that what they should have been doing for the last twenty years was making you wealthy. After all, how are you going to sell everyone's personal info to the Chinese if it's open to everyone?!

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    Leftist Infighting

    "When we said you should nationalize controversial industries, steal from the rich, enshrine corruption, and grow the welfare state, we meant you should do it in a *nice, aesthetically pleasing way* that panders to our social demographic."

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    I always wanted a cat. I like the stupid little furballs. Can't help it. I know it's irrational and expensive and environmentally *suboptimal* and you're basically just setting yourself up for inevitable heartbreak, but when they bump their dumb soft heads into me I melt like a chocolate bar on the dash of a black car in the August sun. My Dad was allergic to cats, so I wasn't allowed to have a cat. Then my Dad left and I still wasn't allowed to have a cat. In retrospect that's pretty suspicious, Mom. My college had an extreme zero tolerance policy for pets: they caught this one dude red-handed and called animal control to come murder his pet snake. Then someone in that same dorm burned a bag of popcorn and the sprinklers wouldn't shut off, flooding the entire building and destroying everybody's shit. I've never been a big fan of the "snake guy" archetype but no one deserves that degree of irony. In my first apartment, I wasn't allowed to have a cat because there was a *cat quota* which was already filled by my roommate, whose cat hated me. That cat would wait until I brought a girl over and then walk up to us while we were making out and just piss right there in the middle of the floor, making eye contact with me. At the time I really had no idea how devastating cat urine can be to a rental property. I stayed there for way too long because I hate moving. You know when you start to hate everyone who lives in a city, like it's their fault that your personality grew out of that lifestyle? Time to go. I carefully selected only rental units with pet clauses, paid everyone in the world, and slowly realized that the carpet was saturated with cat urine from the last tenant. I report this to the property manager, who reports it to the property owner, who replies back to the property manager, who tells me, "Yeah, no more pets." So now I'm sitting in a townhouse that smells like cat piss, waiting weeks for these colossal dipshit moron douchebag numbskulls who installed carpet all over a pet rental to go through the doomed process of paying a series of professionals to tell them that you can't actually get crystallized uric acid out of a carpet pad, and I'm still not allowed to have a fucking cat.

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    In this thread, let's discuss keyboard-driven use of the Lemmy desktop web UI. The elephant in the room is Reddit's recent decision to destroy its longstanding relationship with community development which, in my view, helped that website retain its stature as The Link Aggregator for years and years after its core content stream and central administration had fallen into the toilet. Today I chose Lemmy as my new aggregator because its development philosophy and resulting implementation of the ActivityPub federation protocol meet my insane standards. There's only one thing I'm missing. ## How Can Into Mouse-Free? I miss the Reddit Enhancement Suite, colloquially known as RES. Navigating content and comment trees without dedicated keybindings is a big slog relative to the obscene convenience and customizability of that venerated plugin. I imagine that other users of the Old Reddit + RES combo are in a similar position to my own. Now, there are general-purpose keyboard integration layers for web browsers. I daily use and highly recommend [Tridactyl](https://github.com/tridactyl/tridactyl), though it does have a hell of a learning curve if you're not coming from the [Vim](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vim_(text_editor)) school of UX, and it's Firefox only. I can't imagine Tridactyl being any more flexible than it is, yet its intent as a general DOM parser means it can't really compete with something native, explicitly designed for parsing content lists and comment trees of embedded media. I'd like to turn this over to the community. If you're familiar with the Old Reddit + RES lifestyle, what were the essential features you'd like to see implemented on top of the federated backend? If you're using something to fill the void, tell us about it, regardless of how hacky or specific it might be. If you love your mouse and don't see the issue here, feel free to chime in. --- Please note that this discussion is not intended as and should not descend into a list of demands for Lemmy features. As I hope I've already made clear, the ideal situation is a wide variety of different applications connected together. Let's hack on stuff.

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